The Commandments

Monika and I have compiled a list of commandments.
They're not just ANY commandments. They are THE commandments. :D
Credits to whoever came up with it. CD is me. MT is Monika. Ya dig?

"Sent down by Buddha, administered to his loyal disciples, Monika and Christina." LOL.

Commandment I: [MT]
Thou shalt not say "I love you.", unless YOU REALLY FRICKIN' LOVE THEM.

Commandment II: [MT]
Thou shalt not stuff your propaganda up people's arses, unless they consent to it.

Commandment III: [CD]
Thou shalt not be a hypocrite. Meaning, don't act like a goody two shoes, and preach to others, when you're really not.

Commandment IV: [MT]
Thou shalt not beat people down just because they aren't getting knocked up like you are.

Commandment V: [CD]
Thou shalt not deny anyone their human rights, even if it's an inconvenience to you.

Commandment VI: [CD]
Thou shalt not be racist, especially towards Asians. But don't be racist period.

Commandment VII: [Thou Shalt Always Kill by Dan le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip]
Thou shalt not worship pop idols.

Commandment VIII: [MT]
Thou shalt not disregard other persons' problems because they are not your own or because they are inconvenient to you.

Commandment IX: [CD]
Thou shalt not get fucked up on the weekend, and brag about how wasted you got at school, because you look like a blithering idiot.

Commandment X: [CD & MT]
Thou shalt not conform to the masses. Or break from the masses just to be different. Even if you like Britney Spears.

Commandment XI: [Thou Shalt Always Kill by Dan le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip]
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they've become popular, you shitty little prick.

Commandment XII: [CD]
Thou shalt not call someone fat, ugly, or gay, just because you think it's funny. It's not.

Commandment XIII: [MT]
Thou shalt not assume every skinny person is happy with their body or is anorexic.

Commandment XIV: [CD]
Thou shalt not assume all Asians eat dog. Bitch.

Commandment XV: [MT]
Thou shalt use archetypes.

Commandment XVI: [CD]
Thou shalt use nerd lingo and incorporate school lessons into everyday conversation in an attempt to sound cooler.

Commandment XVII: [MT]
Thou shalt say "thou".

That's all for now. Maybe updated soon.